Who's canceling Whom?

Ok, so what. I'm going to talk about politics again. Why not? Everyone else is.

Now that the 2nd Presidential Debate has ended, I've solidified my vote. Not that I could have been swayed all that much. Since I now have some time to kill, I thought it would be fun to think about which Democrat's vote would give me the most satisfaction of canceling out.

Sean Penn comes to mind thanks to his WMD plug during his Best Actor acceptance speech at the Oscars. I'm over that though. I'm over Susan Sarandon too. And the Dixie Chicks. Somebody else can be responsible for them.

I'll let Colin Powell cancel out Hillary Clinton. They should give General Powell 2 votes just because he's so bad ass. There's a frickin' personal injury lawyer whose computer network I used to support in Jersey that used to piss me off all the time, but I don't want to cancel his vote out because he admitted that Clinton would have been one of the best presidents ever had he not screwed up with Monica. Or did say screwed Monica?.... Either way, it doesn't matter. That guy used to download some great porn too, so I'll let a former priest friend of mine cancel him out.

Rush Limbaugh can take out Michael Moore. No, he'd enjoy that too much. He can have Rosie O'Donnell. I'll give Mr. Moore to Dennis Miller. Lance Armstrong can have Sheryl Crow... er... hasn't he already had.... nevermind. I'll give Larry Flynt to Brandi Chastain because she almost took her clothes off when the Women's Soccer team won the world cup. Opey can have Meathead.... just for old time's sake. And Tiger Woods can have Warren Buffett... because Warren wishes he could golf and Tiger will someday be as rich... unless that chick takes his money after she's done screwing up his golf career.

But who will I take? As much as I want to cancel out a celebrity, it's not as exciting as I once thought it would be. It would have been fun to cancel out Madonna, Jon Bon Jovi or maybe even Howard Stern. But instead I'll keep it a little closer to home. I'll take my Mother-in-law.